Wednesday, September 7, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] September 8, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

How about an interspecies duet? Here a Brazilian guitarist and his parrot sing and whistle in harmony. I've never seen this before, have you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gy9xDBJ0Po 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Attention Teenagers: Tired of being harassed by your stupid parents? Act now! Move out. Get a job. Pay your own bills. Do it now, while you still know everything!

A small boy and girl wanted to act grown-up, so they played "night club." He set up a small bar with paper cups and Kool-Aid and gave the young lady one drink after another. Soon, she asked, "Do you have a ladies room?" He replied, "Sure. Over there. Behind that big tree." She went behind the tree, squatted, and peeked at the "bartender," only to find he was peeking back at her. She said, "Would you like to see it?" He enthusiastically nodded "Yes!" so she gave him a flash. Then she offered, "Do you want to kiss it?" He said, "Heck, no! I'm not a real bartender!" 


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