Friday, September 16, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] September 16, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Remember the humanoid robot Atlas? When last we saw him, he was running through the woods. Now watch him work the balance beam. But not a 4" beam like the Olympic women, but a 1" plywood edge!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgZVk8Pzhf0

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Red Skelton used to say, "I knew a woman who had so many facelifts that, when she sat down, her shoes popped off!"

A couple hit it off at the bar and headed to her place. As they undressed, he asked, "Am I the first man to sleep with you?" His date answered, "Darling, you will be, if you doze off while we're screwing!" 


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