Wednesday, September 14, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] September 15, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Did you know that the Chrome browser can search a website before you go to it? Say you want to find a topic on Wikipedia. Start typing "Wikipedia" in the address bar and the far right side will tell you to press tab to search within Wikipedia. Press tab and a solid block appears saying "search Wikipedia." Type your search term, hit Enter, and you're done. Chrome automatically adds these "keyword searches" to sites you visit. To add one yourself, go to Settings > Search > Manage search engines.

Got a joke to share with me? Send it here. If you received this email from a friend, why not start your own free subscription? It's easy. See below.

AL


Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Safety is a major concern so I continually preach caution to my workers. One day I asked, "Who knows the speed limit in our parking lot?" There was a long silence. Finally one wag piped up: "Depends on if we're coming to work or going!"

Women are like orange juice cartons: it's not the size or shape that matters or even how sweet the juice is, it's getting those flaps to open! 


For a free subscription to CyberJoke 3000™
If you can read, you qualify! And it really is free.
You can learn more about it here.
Every past issue is here.
To join, send a blank email here.
To quit, send a blank email here.

To change your email address
Go here, unsubscribe your old address, then resubscribe with your new address.

To contact me
For more humor, visit allowe.com.
Submit your jokes for CyberJoke 3000™ here.
Send your comments and feedback here.

Copyright information
I am not the author of these jokes and I do not claim any copyright privileges concerning them. I assume them to be in the public domain. I do my best not to use copyrighted material. If you see any, tell me and I'll remove it immediately. You're welcome to send these jokes to anyone, as long as you forward this entire email, complete with all this information intact.



__._,_.___

Posted by: "Al Lowe" <al@allowe.com>



__,_._,___

No comments:

Post a Comment