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[cyberjoke3000] September 21, 2016



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Terry lived deep in the mountains when his college roommate, Gary, showed up driving an ancient Maserati sports car. Just as he pulled into the driveway, it broke down. They futilely called auto supply houses and garages searching for replacement parts. The 1962 model was simply too rare. Terry finally called Victor's Garage. "Vic," he pleaded, "you're my last hope. Do you carry parts for a 1962 Maserati?" Vic paused a long time, finally cleared his throat, and said, "Yep. Oil."

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