Thursday, September 1, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] September 2, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Remember Colin Furze and his 360° swing from last week? Well, now he's added a motor and a propeller to it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjTuJpgyaW8 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A five-year-old boy was watching a TV documentary about the Civil War. Soon, he asked, "Daddy, what's a slave?" His father said, "A slave is someone who works hard for other people without getting paid for it." The boy replied with instant wisdom: "Oh, like a Mommy?!"

The rooster challenged the barnyard cat to a race. The cat did quite well until they reached a stream. She stopped cold and told the rooster, "I'm not jumping that. Cats hate getting wet!" "Don't be a chicken!" said the rooster. "Just back up and take a big jump!" The cat did -- but landed in the water, soaked. The rooster laughed. "What's so funny?" asked the cat. The rooster answered, "You know: nothing pleases a co¢k more than a soaking wet pussy!" 


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