Tuesday, June 10, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] June 10, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Peter Macdiarmid photographed current settings to exactly match historic D Day photos and The Guardian made them interactive. Just move your mouse back and forth over the photos to move 70 years through time.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A drunk was sitting on the curb in front of a bar, not looking too good. A stranger asked, "Are you okay?" The drunk replied, "Do you know who I am?" "No, who are you?" "I'm Jesus Christ." "No, you're not." "Yes, I am and I can prove it! Follow me!" And he entered the bar. The bartender took one look and yelled, "Jesus Christ! You again?!"

 

"I went out last night with a girl who was so ugly she was a two-bagger." "A two-bagger? What's that?" "I had to put a bag over my head in case her bag fell off!" 


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