Monday, June 2, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] June 3, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Like many of you, I saw the film The Lone Ranger last year but assumed the train sequences were computer generated. Wrong! Instead, they built a five-mile oval of track, multiple engines, rail cars, and stations, plus they built railcars and placed them on semi-trucks and drove them on existing highways. (Too bad the movie’s plot wasn’t as believable as the special effects!) If you can, watch this in high-def.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdXTXWpIYgQ

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different pub.

 

A nerdy accountant was sent to jail for embezzlement. They put him in a cell with a big mean guy. The big guy said, "I want sex. You wanna be the husband or the wife?" The accountant meekly replied, "Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess I'd rather be the husband." The big guy said, "Okay. Now get over here and suck your wife's d¡ck!" 


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