Tuesday, June 17, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] June 17, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Stephen Howe found Leisure Suit Larry: Reloaded on Gog.com for only $10! Highly recommended! But then, I’m biased.

http://www.gog.com/game/leisure_suit_larry_reloaded

Got a joke to share with me? Send it here. If you received this email from a friend, why not start your own free subscription? It's easy. See below.

AL


Today's CyberJoke 3000™

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we put wheels on luggage?

 

Important Men in a Woman's Life: The doctor who says to take off all your clothes. The dentist who says to open wide. The milkman who asks if you want it in the front or the back? The hairdresser who asks if you want it teased or blown? The interior designer who assures you that once it's inside, you'll love it! The banker who insists that if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest! The hunter who goes deep in the bush, tells you to keep quiet and lie still, shoots twice, and eats what he shoots! 


For a free subscription to CyberJoke 3000™
If you can read, you qualify! And it really is free.
You can learn more about it here.
Every past issue is here.
To join, send a blank email here.
To quit, send a blank email here.

To change your email address
Go here, unsubscribe your old address, then resubscribe with your new address.

To contact me
For more humor, visit allowe.com.
Submit your jokes for CyberJoke 3000™ here.
Send your comments and feedback here.

Copyright information
I am not the author of these jokes and I do not claim any copyright privileges concerning them. I assume them to be in the public domain. I do my best not to use copyrighted material. If you see any, tell me and I'll remove it immediately. You're welcome to send these jokes to anyone, as long as you forward this entire email, complete with all this information intact.



__._,_.___

Posted by: "Al Lowe" <al@allowe.com>



__,_._,___

No comments:

Post a Comment