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[cyberjoke3000] June 26, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Cop: "I've got to lock you up for the night." Drunk: "What's the charge, officer?" Cop: "Oh, there's no charge. It's all part of the service!"

 

A newlywed couple hit on a painless way to save money: every time they had sex, he'd put all his pocket change into a piggy bank behind their bed. One night, during an unusually athletic performance, he accidentally knocked their bank onto the floor and broke it. To his surprise, among all the coins, were lots of bills. He asked his wife, "What's up with the folding money?" His wife replied, "Well, dear, not everyone is as cheap as you!" 


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