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As a professor lectured on philosophy, his class was enthralled. He was brilliant. Suddenly, a bright light flashed over his head and an angel appeared. She said to him, "You are such a good teacher, I have decided to reward you with one wish. You may have either infinite money, infinite wisdom, or infinite knowledge. Make your decision." Immediately, he humbly asked for infinite wisdom. Another brilliant flash and the angel disappeared. His class leaned forward, eager to hear the first words from a man with infinite wisdom. The professor said, "I should have taken the money!"
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