Monday, February 1, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] February 2, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Want to earn $1,000 for an eight-hour work day? Sounds good. Except, if you're a hand model, you must spend 24/7 taking care of your moneymakers!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." "Isn't every picture of you when you were younger?"

I finally have everything I wanted as a teenager, just fifty years too late: No acne. No curfew. I don't have to go to school. I don't have to work. I get an allowance (my pension). I have my own home. I have my own car and a driver's license. My ID gets me into bars and liquor stores. And I can't get a woman pregnant. Life is good! 


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