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The death row inmate, in front of the firing squad, waved off a blindfold, but did ask if he could be granted one last request. The guard said, "Perhaps. What is it?" "I want to sing my favorite song, just once through, without interruption." The guard agreed. The inmate began to sing, "Ninety-nine million bottles of beer on the wall..."
A guy walked into a bar with his new midget wife. He climbed up on a stool, while his wife stood beside him. He ordered two beers. The bartender served them and was surprised to see a tiny hand appear from out of sight below the bar and grab the second beer. Astounded, he leaned over the bar and saw the miniature woman. The man introduced her. "This is my wife." "Well, I'll be damned," said the barkeep. "She ain't no bigger than your fist." The man replied, "No, but she's a lot better!"
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