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Did you see the “super moon” last night? Yeah, it looked the same to me, too!
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While crossing a bridge, I saw a man preparing to jump. I ran over to him, crying, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why not?" "There's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well, are you a religious person?" "Yes." "Me, too. Are you Christian or Jewish?" "Christian." "Me, too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me, too! Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Me, too!
Six men bragged about the size of their d¡cks until the bartender got tired of hearing it. He said, "Okay, let's put an end to this. Each of you whip it out and lay it on the bar." All six did. Just then, a gay man walked in. The bartender asked if he wanted a drink. "No, thanks, man," he said, eying the bar. "I'll have the buffet!"
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