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The manager of the hospital softball team was responsible for returning equipment to its owners at the end of the season. To return a bat to one of the surgeons, he had to walk past several patients and their families in the waiting area. One wag said to his wife, "Look, honey. It's your anesthesiologist!"
Euphemisms for Farting: "Shredding the evidence." "Singing al Queda campfire songs." "Sending F-mail." "Fumigating for couch lice." "Detonating the thermobaric elevator-clearing bomb with index-finger fuse." "Buying a bowel." "Firing the jalapeno after-burner." "Singing along with Bieber." "Who let the chili dogs out?" "Blow-drying your thighs."
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