Monday, August 25, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] August 25, 2014



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The doctor finished his examination and said, "I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has something to do with alcohol." The patient shook his head. "Well, then, I'm gonna come back when you're sober!"

 

It was the first day of first grade and one sweet young girl bumped her elbow. She softly swore, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher corrected her, "Honey, we don't say that here at school." The little girl looked surprised. "Really? Not even when you f*¢k up?" 


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