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Did you know a chicken farmer, a pair of princesses, and 27 imaginary spies helped the Allies win World War II? Read about the most amazing lie ever!
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Mr. Jacobson played hooky from the pressures of his job and went skiing. But no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: avalanche! He jumped into a cave just before it was engulfed by snow. He used his lighter to start a fire and soon was cozy and warm in his snow cave. Hours later, a rescue team saw smoke curling from the cave and investigated. One rescuer yelled, "Anyone in there? It's the Red Cross." Jacobson yelled back, "Shove off. I gave at the office!"
"I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah? What happened?" "I got my dick stuck in the neck of the bottle!"
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