Tuesday, August 5, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] August 6, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

How Hell Is Better Than Your Job: Your coffee stays hot all day. Never have to look far to find the legal department. You know who drank your Coke in the fridge: Satan. Less Dilbert cartoons in the break room. You get to spend more time with your spouse. No more wondering if the boss really hates you. Riding to work in a handbasket is better than public transit. Searing pools of molten lava actually quite invigorating. Pitchforks and attitude beat coat and tie any day. Ferocious reptilian demons enjoy dirty jokes without threatening sexual harassment. You can microwave popcorn without leaving your cubicle!

 

Barry stormed into Jack's office. "Did you sleep with my wife last night?" Jack replied, honestly, "Not a wink!" 


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