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The new elementary school counselor was eager to help her pupils in any way possible so, when she noticed a girl standing all alone during recess while the other children played soccer far away, she asked the girl if she was all right. "I'm fine, thank you." But the girl stayed in the same spot, all alone. "Would you like to be my friend?" The girl looked surprised, but said, "Okay." Finally making progress, she asked, "Why are you standing all alone, dear?" The exasperated girl said, "Because I'm the goalie!"
A married couple was in bed one cold winter night when he whispered to her, she nodded, and climbed out of bed. In a few minutes, she returned with her hair down, wearing a thin negligee. He took one look and said, "What the hell, woman? I said I wanted sox!"
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