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Continuing our Life Hacks Week, here are ten more "Quick and Simple Life Hacks:"
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When the inept recruit went to the rifle range for the first time, he missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to his sergeant, "I think I'm gonna shoot myself." The sergeant said, "Take extra ammo!"
A guy entered a brothel and told the madam he wanted six girls for the evening. The next morning she told him, "No charge." Pleased with this arrangement, he returned the very next night and ordered another six girls. Afterwards, he gotf a bill for $3,000. The confused man asked, "What's the deal here? Last night, it was free!" The madam replied, "Sure. On Tuesdays, we tape our Cinemax show!"
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