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A high school teacher asked Mac Lethal to make a rap that inspired her students and didn't include any profanity. He delivered. Here's Mac Lethal's "Life Advice Mozart Rap."
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A lady lost her handbag while shopping, but it was quickly found by an honest little boy who returned it to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "This is strange. When I lost my purse, there was a twenty-dollar bill in it. Now, there are four five-dollar bills." The boy replied, "Yep. The last time I found a purse, she didn't have enough change for a reward!"
A buddy and I were discussing former lovers. He said he once broke-up with a girl because she had an incurable speech impediment. I said, "I'm shocked. I've never known you to be prejudiced. What was her problem?" He said, "She couldn't say 'yes'!"
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