Wednesday, August 13, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] August 14, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Okay, I promise: this is the last Life Hacks video I send. CyberJokester Jesse Reyes sends along this Mental Floss video that tests 30 Life Hacks. A surprising number actually work as advertised!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Signs The U. N. Doesn't Take Your Country Seriously: Cafeteria tablecloth looks suspiciously like your country's flag. Your country's sole responsibility is putting up streamers for the holiday dance. You're introduced as, "What's-his-face from that hellhole." You share an office with North Korea; your wife shares an office with Bill Clinton. At the big conference, the Moldova representative keeps asking you to get him a latte. You're officially informed that your country was won by Sweden in a late-night poker game. You donate your country's constitution and then find it in the recycle bin. Under his breath, the Secretary General calls you a "major-league a$shole." You receive your invitation to the big September summit meeting in October.

 

Push-up bras are like bags of potato chips: they look good on the outside but half-empty on the inside! 


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