Wednesday, September 10, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] September 10, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I grew up watching Joan Rivers. What better way to remember her than with her beautiful scene from Louis C. K.'s brilliant comedy series:

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Computer Science Majors Only: Yo momma's so fat... the recursive function calculating her mass causes stack overflow!

 

Three generations of prostitutes lived together: mother, daughter, grandmother. One night, the daughter returned home depressed. "How did it go tonight, dear?" asked her mother. "Not good. I only got $20 for a blowjob." Her mother replied, "But that's good, dear. In my day, we only got 50¢ for a blow job!" "That's nothing!" said the grandmother. "In my day, we were happy just to get something warm in our stomachs!" 


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