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[cyberjoke3000] September 24, 2014



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My wife accused me of being immature. I said, "Get out of my fort!"

 

The redneck farmer was angry to find his son masturbating out in the barn. "Boy, you gotta quit that! You need to go git yurself a wife!" The boy did, a pretty young girl. But a week after the wedding, dad caught him choking the chicken again! "You crazy redneck!" he yelled. "That Ellie Mae is a fine young gal!" His boy replied, "I know, Paw, but sometimes her arm gets tired!" 


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