Thursday, September 4, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] September 5, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I thought I knew how to eat sushi. You, too? But I bet you learn something from this master sushi chef who shows you "How To Eat Sushi Properly."

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Jane drove for sixteen straight hours and was still six hours from her destination so she decided to pull onto a side road and take a nap. Just as she drifted off, a man in a jogging suit knocked on her window, scaring her half to death. "Sorry to wake you," he huffed, while jogging in place. "But can you tell me the time?" Jane glanced at her watch. 6:15 a.m." she said through the glass. The man thanked her and jogged away. "Just my luck," she thought. "I parked on a jogging route." She was just getting back to sleep when two female joggers asked for the time. Jane sighed, looked at her watch, and said, "6:20." "Thanks!" they said, and jogged off. Jane looked down the road and saw more joggers coming her way. Irritated and tired, she grabbed a pen and scrawled "I DO NOT KNOW THE TIME" on the back of a magazine, stuck it in the window, and tried to go back to sleep. Just as she was dozing off, another jogger knocked on her window, pointed to the sign, and shouted, "It's 6:27!"

 

If women are so good at multitasking, why is it they can't have sex and a headache at the same time? 


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