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I'm glad GoPro charges so much for their cameras that they can sponsor daredevils making videos of things I would never dream of doing. Watch here as Geoff Mackley rappels into a live volcano!
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How can it take so little time for a child afraid of the dark to become a teenager begging to stay out all night?
Three attractive women died in an accident and poof! were standing at the Pearly Gates, before Saint Peter and his obedient angel. Saint Peter told them, "Before entering you must answer one simple question: were you a good woman?" The first woman said, "Oh, yes, Saint Peter! I was a virgin before I got married and I remained a virgin even after marriage." Saint Peter said, "Very good!" and ordered his obedient angel, "Give this woman the golden key." Then he asked the second woman the same question. "Oh, yes, Saint Peter. I was a virgin before I got married ...but not after." "Very good!" said Saint Peter. "Angel, give this woman the silver key." Then he asked the third woman. "Oh, no, Saint Peter, I'm sorry. I wasn't so good. I love sex. I made love to every man I could, anywhere, anytime, all the time!" Saint Peter said, "Angel, give this woman my room key!"
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