It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
Seeking a new career challenge, actor Bryan Cranston (of Breaking Bad) stages a one-man recreation of the MLB Postseason in this incredibly strange actual commercial for MLB. Droll!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18nLV3TZ4pE
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
What disease was this ham cured of?
You May No Longer Be Cool If: You listen to talk radio. Your daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears. The pattern on your shorts matches your sofa. You fondly remember your leisure suit. You criticize kids for their Satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath. You call the police about the noisy party next door instead of grabbing a beer and joining it. Jogging is something you do to your memory. "Getting some action" means your prune juice worked. Cars behind you flash their headlights. You actually ask your father for advice. You don't text. You first car cost the same as your son's new running shoes. You turn down free rock concert tickets because you have to work tomorrow. Grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.
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