Thursday, September 25, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] September 26, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

There was a pattern in WheezyWaiter's last few videos and with his 1,000th video, he revealed all. You’ll be surprised, too.

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

You May Be A Preacher If: You've worn a necktie into a creek. You've dreamed you were preaching, only to awaken and discover ...you are. You'd rather negotiate with terrorists than with the church organist. A church picnic is no picnic. You've wanted to fire the church and form a congregation search committee. You've been tempted to take up an offering at a family reunion. You wanted to give the soundman some feedback of your own. You wanted to lay hands on a deacon and you weren't thinking of praying for him. You feel like you're herding mules instead of shepherding sheep. It's your job to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

 

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