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"Is that a new putter, Doug?" "Yep. Sure is!" "So what happened to your old one?" "It couldn't swim!"
A young couple was sunning on the nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. Her husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car, and made a dash to the hospital. After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. "All I can think is, you might be able to entice it out by putting honey on your penis, penetrating her slightly and then withdraw as soon as you feel the wasp." The man agreed to try but was so nervous, he couldn't get an erection. "Well, if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I suppose I could give it a go." Under the circumstances, they both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered honey on his member, and mounted up. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrusts continued for quite a while. "Hey, wait a minute. What's happening?" he asked. The physician panted, "Change of plans. I'm going to drown the little bastard!"
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