Wednesday, September 3, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] September 4, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokesters Don Bostwick and Al Bryda both sent these 46 interesting photos you may not have seen. They are interesting and I hadn’t seen them!
http://m.tickld.com/x/46-incredible-photos-you-may-not-have-seen-before 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Sven saw Ole at the mall. "So vat ja doin', Ole?" Ole said, "Tomorrow is Lena's birthday and she said she vanted something wit' lots of diamonds." "So vat did ya get her?" asked Sven. Ole replied, "A deck of cards!"

 

Jack had trouble getting an erection so he asked his doctor. The doctor said, "I don't think Viagra is right for you, Jack. But I have a cure that doesn't require pills. And it's all natural. Tonight, once your wife is asleep, reach down between her legs, get a little love juice on your finger and rub it under your nose. This will stimulate your brain and cause an erection." Jack followed this advice and, sure enough, it worked. Pow! He was hard as a rock. Excited, he woke his wife to share the good news. "Honey! Look what I have." She rolled over, looked at him, and groaned. "You wake me up just to show me a bloody nose?!" 


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