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Amedeo Modigliani’s 1918 painting, Nu Couché, sold for $170 million this week, the second-highest price ever paid at auction for a work of art. Who bought it? A Chinese billionaire and former taxi driver! Here’s Digg’s history of insane art prices:
http://digg.com/2015/modigliani-nu-couche-140-million
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A woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing. The EMTs quickly arrived and placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen. Then they began to gather her information. "What's your age?" one asked. "Fifty-nine," the patient answered, eyeing the blinking device on her finger. "What is that thing?" The EMT answered with a straight face, "It's a lie detector. Now, what is your age?" "Sixty-three," said the woman, sheepishly.
A man standing in the back of a packed elevator said, "Ballroom, please!" The lady in front of him turned and said, "Sorry. I didn't realize I was crowding you!"
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