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An American tourist dropped by a Parisian sidewalk café late one night and, after a couple of drinks, realized he was one of only two people in the bar and the other guy was asleep in a booth. He asked the proprietor for his check, saying, "You must want to close up. Why don't you send that other fellow home?" The owner replied, with Gaelic logic, "I should, but each time I wake him, he asks for the bill and pays me again!"
Just as Bob was leaving for work, the kitchen sink faucet sprung a leak. "Honey, I'm late. Call a plumber and get this fixed, okay?" When he got to work, Bob called home and asked, "Has the plumber come yet?" His wife replied, "No, but I've got him breathing hard!"
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