Wednesday, November 18, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] November 19, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Juice Man adds to our weird car collection with the P-50, a 1963 vehicle that holds the record as the smallest production auto ever. Another Top Gear funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJfSS0ZXYdo

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The FBI agent was interviewing the bank teller after the bank's third robbery by the same bandit. "Did you notice anything special about him this time?" "Well, yes," the teller replied. "Each time he's better-dressed!"

As I came out of the gym shower naked, my buddy made a joke about my beer belly. "Bill, I bet when you look down, you can't even see your own dick." I didn't let it bother me. I told him, "Nope. But often I see the top of your wife's head!" 


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