Tuesday, November 17, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] November 17, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Gary Orndorff sends along this video showing what it's like to drive the world's worst car: the 1951 Hoffman. The what?

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My dogs' obedience trainer said the test of a dog's disposition was for its owner to fall down and act hurt. A dog with poor temperament would try to bite the owner, where a good dog would lick the owner's face or otherwise show concern. That night, eating pizza in front of the TV, I decided to test this theory on my own dogs. I clutched my heart, slid off the sofa, screamed and fell to the floor. My dogs looked at me, looked at each other, and then raced for the coffee table and ate my pizza!

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby! 


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