Thursday, November 5, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] November 6, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Peter Slocombe sends along these words of wisdom that people of all ages sent to their younger counterparts in this WireTap farewell video from CBC Radio One.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sycgL3Qg_Ak 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

You May Be in Big Trouble at Work if: The new policy on sexual harassment includes your photo. The security guard inventories your work area. Your assistant responds to your instructions with, "Yeah. Whatever." H.R. requested an update of your arrest record. The boss asks if you still have a copy of your five-year contract. You catch your co-workers measuring your office. Your parking spot is relocated to beside the dumpster. Your assistant orders you, "Get the phone. My nails aren't dry!"

I don't have a bucket list, but my f*¢kit list is real long! 


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