Tuesday, November 24, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] November 25, 2015



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Today is the 100th anniversary of Albert Einstein's publication of the theory of relativity. Many theories and proposals are said to change things forever but this is the big one. Walter Isaacson's NYTimes article discusses "Gedankenexperimente," or if you or I did it: "Daydreaming."

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/01/opinion/sunday/the-light-beam-rider.html 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Zeus looked down at his kingdom from up in the clouds and saw a beautiful woman sunbathing nude. He flew down and had wild, passionate sex with her. Afterwards, he said, "In nine months, you shall birth a son with amazing strength ...and you shall name him Hercules!" The woman smiled and said, "In about a week, you shall have a rash and an itch ...and you shall name it Herpes!"


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