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Happy Thanksgiving! Every year I promise to eat less and I do. It’s just that I started at such a high level...
Yesterday, the NYTimes ran another article on Einstein. If you enjoyed the one I sent out yesterday, you’ll enjoy this one, too:
http://nyti.ms/1NdTYWb
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A priest was giving the last rites. "Denounce the devil! Let him know what you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still nothing. "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?" The dying man replied, "Until I know where I'm going, I'm not going to antagonize anyone!"
The hot young Swedish au pair had worked for the Schmitts for over a year. Hardworking and efficient, she still struggled with English. One day, she told Mrs. Schmitt that she had received good news. "My boyfriend, Sven, is coming to visit me from Army next week!" "That's wonderful," said Mrs. Schmitt. "How long is his furlough?" The young woman blushed and said, "About as long as Mr. Schmitt's ...but a little thicker!"
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