Sunday, February 14, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] February 15, 2016



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A hotel guest called the front desk and said, "Send someone from maintenance to my room. My wife and I are having an argument and she says she's going to jump out the window." The desk clerk said, "I'm sorry, sir, but that's a personal matter." The man replied, "No, it's a maintenance matter! I can't get the damned window open!"

How is changing your cell phone settings like anal bleach? They both change your ring tone! 


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