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Popular Mechanics magazine reports that the Chinese have sustained a fusion reaction for over 100 seconds. This definitely moves them into the lead in the race for sustainable fusion.
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One of my wife's friends is a lesbian. I asked her if she ever wondered what it would be like to have children. She said that she was in fact disappointed that she probably never would. I slyly told her that if she ever wanted to be impregnated, I'd be happy to help out -- purely altruistically, of course. She shot me a death-ray stare and sarcastically said that, if she ever decides to reproduce, it would be by artificial means. I replied, "No problem. If you want artificial, I could say, 'I love you'!"
A sweet little old lady told her doctor, "I have terrible flatulence all the time." The doctor said, "Please undress so I can examine you" and then picked up a long pole with a brass hook on the end. "Goodness gracious, Doctor! What are you going to do with that?!" she cried. The doctor replied: "I'm going to use it to open that window up there!"
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