Sunday, February 21, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] February 22, 2016



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I remember when today was George Washington’s birthday. Or at least, we celebrated it on the 22nd.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

An Irishman met a sailor from Venice in a pub, where they drank for several hours. Finally, the Italian slid under the table. The Irishman wobbled to his feet and proudly announced, "Hey, everybody, look: I just drank a Venetian blind!"

Every time Little Johnny begged to ride his Dad's Harley, his Dad told him, "You can ride it after your first sexual experience." Years later, a triumphant Johnny proclaimed, "Dad, I just had my first sex!" His father replied, "Nice goin', son. I'll get you the keys." Johnny responded, "Maybe later, Dad. My a$$ is too sore to ride right now!" 


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