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When my kids text me "plz" because it's shorter than "please," I text back "no" because it's shorter than "yes!"
Evelyn was a robust woman in both spirit and size. When the surgeon came into her hospital room, he looked first at her and then at her chart. "Evelyn," he said, "this says you're 79, but that doesn't seem right." "Oh, it's true," she told him. "I'll be eighty in a couple of months." "But you don't have a wrinkle on your face!" he said. "Oh, I can explain that," Evelyn replied. "I'm not wearing a bra!"
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