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The town drunk once again appeared before the tired judge. "You have appeared before me regularly for over twenty years! What do you have to say for yourself?" The drunk mumbled, "It's not my fault you're stuck in a dead-end job!"
Breaking into a bank late one night, two burglars disabled the security system but were surprised to find dozens of small safes, instead of one large vault. Fortunately, the safes were easy to crack. But inside, there was nothing but bowls of vanilla pudding. One robber told the other, "Well, at least we can have a bite to eat." They opened a second safe, and a third, and they all held only pudding. After all the safes were opened, they left -- with full bellies, but no money, jewels, gold, or anything of value. The next day, they were surprised by the headlines: "Sperm Bank Robbed!"
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