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Zack Danger Brown asked Kickstarter for $10 to make a batch of potato salad. He already has pledges of $58,030 and still has 24 days to go! Ain't the Internet great?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad
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"Mr. Smith, I'm in love with your daughter, Suzi, and I want to marry her." Mr. Smith replied, "Have you seen Mrs. Smith yet?" "Yeah, but I'm betting that Suzi won't turn out like her!"
Things That Sound Dirty In Football But Aren't: "The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it." "He came at his blind side and got him from behind." "He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow." "It's a game of inches." "That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it." "When you get down in this area, you just gotta start poundin'." "He's gonna feel that one tomorrow." "He found his tight end." "End around." "He had to stretch to get it in." "He gets good penetration in the backfield." "He blows them off." "He bangs it in." "He could go all the way!" "He gets it off just in time." "He found a hole and slid through it." "He pounds it home." "He beats them off." "He's got great hands." "He goes deep."
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