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An overweight young woman was at her physical exam. As she removed the final bit of clothing, she said, "I'm so ashamed, Doctor. I've really let myself go." "Don't feel ashamed; you don't look that bad." "Oh, thank you, Doctor. Do you really think so?" The doctor raised a tongue depressor and said, "Of course. Now open your mouth and say moo."
The psychology class got to sexual terms and one young co-ed was confused. Rather than waste class time, he told her to meet with him privately during his office hours. When she arrived, she asked, "So, professor, what's a phallic symbol?" The prof explained, "A phallic symbol represents the phallus." "But what's a phallus?" she asked. He decided the easiest way was to show her. He stood up, unzipped his fly, and took out his pen¡s. "This, dear girl, is a phallus." She was excited. "Oh! So it's like a dick, only smaller!"
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