Monday, July 14, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] July 14, 2014



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I got a birthday card last year that began: "Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it." It concluded inside with: "And you can forget about the present, too, 'cause you're not getting one!"

 

During an out-of-town trip, a man bought a small puppy as a surprise for his son. Not having time to complete the paperwork to take a pet on board the plane, he hid it down his pants and sneaked on. An hour into the flight, a stewardess noticed him quivering. "Sir? Are you okay?" "Yes, I'm fine." But later, she noticed him moaning and shaking, so she asked again. "Are you sure you're okay?" He confessed, "Look, I didn't have time before my flight to get the paperwork to bring a puppy on board, so I hid him in my pants." The stewardess asked, "So? Is he not house-broken?" The man replied, "No, evidently he's not weaned!" 


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