Tuesday, July 15, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] July 15, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night! I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, and all dancing in a row." His psychiatrist said, "That doesn't sound so bad." "Oh, yeah? I was the third girl from the left!"

 

The Queen was showing the Archbishop around the royal stables one stallion farted loudly. "Oh, dear," said the Queen to the Archbishop. "I'm so sorry about that." The Archbishop replied, "It's quite understandable. As a matter of fact, I thought it was the horse!" 


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