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With all the trouble in the world last week, a few sight gags this morning wouldn’t hurt you:
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Little Johnny insisted his mother pin a red bath towel to his T-shirt so, in his imagination, he could become Superman. His summer vacation was full of adventure and daring. When fall came, Little Johnny started kindergarten. His teacher asked his name. "I'm Superman," he answered. The teacher smiled and looked at Little Johnny's mother. "Your real name, please." Again, Little Johnny answered, "Superman." Realizing the situation required a little more authority, the teacher used her sternest voice. "I must have your real name for my records." Little Johnny carefully looked around, leaned in, and quietly said, "Clark
A hillbilly took his daughter to the gynecologist. The doctor asked, "Why are you here?" The father answered, "I wanna get mah daughter some o' dem birth control pills." "Is she sexually active?" "Nah, not really. She purty much just lays there like her mother!"
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