Sunday, March 13, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] March 14, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A couple had just had their bathroom wallpapered and Dave thought the installer had done a poor job. Debby didn't care. He finally said, "The trouble is: I'm a perfectionist and you're not." She replied, "Exactly! And that's why you married me and I married you!"

"How do you like your steak," the truck stop waitress asked the man at the counter. He replied with a lecherous grin, "The same way I like my women!" But she stopped him cold with, "So? Very rare?" 


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