Wednesday, March 2, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] March 2, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Art Tatum was a blind jazz pianist whose playing was the pinnacle of technique and style. In 1933, he recorded a piano version of a simple ditty, "Tiger Rag." Now someone has transcribed his ad lib on YouTube so you can watch the notes fly by. Impressive -- even in you can't read music!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu7UP4wdn7I 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I hired a midget to keep time while I practice my saxophone. He's my metrognome.

Maury told his travel agent, "This year, I need to take a cheaper vacation. Last year, you suggested Switzerland and when I returned my wife was pregnant." "Yes, but..." "And the year before, you suggested Hawaii and when I returned my wife was pregnant again." "Yes. So?" "So could you suggest some place cheaper so this year I can take her with me?" 


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