Wednesday, March 23, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] March 24, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

If you’re anywhere close to Columbia, Missouri tonight, I hope you’ll come by the Missouri Theater and hear the 50 Years of Jazz at Mizzou concert. I just got back from rehearsal and, damn! It’s a good band! Here’s an article about us:
https://twitter.com/allowe/status/712861214636908544

In 1919, a wave of molasses traveling at 35mph decimated an entire neighborhood in Boston, and killed 21 people. Did you know this? (I didn't.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMNo7IwwXDQ

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Iced Mocha: As my friend Pablo used to say, "My memory's not so good because iced mocha lotta weed!"

"Do you have any grounds for your divorce?" asked the attorney. His client answered, "My husband brings his work home with him night after night!" "That's scarcely grounds for divorce; why, I sometimes do that myself." His client snapped back, "But my husband's a pimp!" 


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