Wednesday, March 16, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] March 17, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Sure, Facebook has gone from one emoticon to six. But is six enough? Stephen Colbert suggests 26. Check out his launch video:

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Bob was a religious man but he had an atheist friend, Ken. Bob prayed every day while Ken wouldn't enter a church. Bob's job was strenuous, his wages low, his wife was getting fat, and his kids were trouble. Ken had a well-paying job, a beautiful wife, and healthy stable children. One day, a frustrated Bob prayed, "Oh God, I honor You every day, ask Your advice for every problem and confess my every sin. Yet Ken never prays and doesn't even believe in You. I'm poor and suffering while Ken's seems blessed. Why? Why, God?!" Bob heard a great, booming voice from above: "Maybe it's because Ken doesn't bug me all the time!"

How are women like snowflakes? They're all beautiful and unique, can be as cold as ice, but they all melt when they land on your face! 


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